Transylvanian mud slide

A bloody poo on your chest

'Yeah I had a Transylvanian mud slide last night; she was ragging it then next minute she shit down my chest'

by Bald1 January 11, 2020

Mud-slide sandwich

when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.

I took a massive shit and decided to do a Mud-slide sandwich with my husband instead of wiping

by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020

the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide

she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide

by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020

new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 5, 2020

Mississippi Mud Slide

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.

I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide

by cockspitter July 11, 2023

Tennessee Mud Slide

When you lay your partner on his/hers stomach as they take a diarrhea shit, then you run your generals in between their cheeks causing the Tennessee mud slide before penetrating

Me:Bro after Taco Bell me and my girl had a wild night after we kept doing the Tennessee Mud Slide.

Friend:Dude you’re fucking gross..

by Jim H. Piffony August 3, 2023

Mud slide

When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.

Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022