The act of wiping one's ass so violently it bleeds, creating a mixture of blood and feces. In Argentinian culture, it is seen as a very distinguished manner of proposing to a girl you're interested in.
"Bro I can't walk today, I mortatched my ass so hard last night I'm still recovering."
"How did I get my betrothed's hand ? Easy, I just mortatched myself in front of her father, he couldn't refuse."
"How did I get my betrothed's hand ? Easy, I just mortatched myself in front of her father, he couldn't refuse."
by Lord Long Shlong August 26, 2022
Get the Mortatch mug.A designation reserved for individuals exhibiting a remarkable level of ineptitude and incompetence, suggests that their exceptional expertise lies solely in displaying a consistent pattern of moronic behavior.
by Angusio Charlimio July 31, 2023
Get the Morontologist mug.Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency was established on February 10th, 2022, as an organisation responsible for postponing people's faults in the field of modern Internet: any bad thing that was said on Twitter, any opinion that is slightly controversial on any social media platform, any demonetized video on Youtube can be morally forgiven and reinforced with rhetorical support of us, LIGM Agency. Also this structure implies the existence of yet again one more LIGMA abbreviation, which you can use in case you are asked or just for fun. Right now, the agency consists of 'two and a half' people and is relatively unknown. LIGMA understands that reviving a dead meme might not be so funny, yet it still has its own style and feel. Also there is HIGMA (H stands for Higher), but we can't obtain much information about it.
- Yesterday I called LIGMA!
- So, what did they Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency (LIGMA) tell you?
- That hating black people can't be forgiven. I guess I'll still have to delete my tweet about slavery.
- So, what did they Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency (LIGMA) tell you?
- That hating black people can't be forgiven. I guess I'll still have to delete my tweet about slavery.
by vo1dwalker March 8, 2022
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Her: Ixnay, my dad is here and he HATES swearing--
Him: --moronturd.
Her: Take my bra off!
Him: Sweet!
Her: Ixnay, my dad is here and he HATES swearing--
Him: --moronturd.
Her: Take my bra off!
Him: Sweet!
by f. chong rutherford March 12, 2004
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Get the morat mug.its like the vatican, but for mormons- its located in salt lake city, utah....most ppl refer to it as 'the temple square'
by widgeon December 23, 2005
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