Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get
laid, even if it means taking home the
target cockblock.
Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin'
hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious
cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big
time for this."