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Monopoly Dork

An individual who takes the Monopoly board game very seriously, to the point of obsession.
"Christine and Paul were playing for fun, but Anne was a Monopoly Dork - She strategized and plotted while the other two had fun."
by Drew May 14, 2004
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monopoly rape

When one player rapes all others in monopoly. This requires the perfect secret combination.
Jason, Rebecca, and Kara were all monopoly raped last night.
by monopoly rapist May 15, 2010
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monopoly

a term used to indicate a person wants to have sex with another person or to fool around . Indiscreet way of saying, hey you wanna have sex?
Jen: wanna play monopoly?
Grant: sure, you bringing the game?
Jen: sure but I always go first
by Nikki1983 May 1, 2008
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the monopoly guy

When two guys and one girl have sex and the men speak with English accents, wear monocles, and monopolize her vagina and mouth
Dan and Dan gave Eliza the monopoly guy and, afterwards, went for a spot of tea and some crumpets
by dirk diggler 35 May 4, 2014
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Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.
It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."
by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009
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Fortnite monopoly

Monopoly trying it's hardest to appeal to fortnite kids but accidentally turning innocent children into virgins
I bought Fortnite monopoly and turned into an eternal virgin
by hnyaw hoi June 5, 2019
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King of Monopoly

Nolan DeLuca is the king of Monopoly!
by Deluca76 June 13, 2018
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