The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear
by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010
Get the Wet Mobymug. moby means the absolute worst! something just sucks in every way. actually moby means worse than suck! it doesnt get any lower than "moby"
ex.1)"hey that chick is fuckin moby!"
ex.2)"dood that new CD is so moby!"
ex.3)"that girl blew me like moby"
ex.2)"dood that new CD is so moby!"
ex.3)"that girl blew me like moby"
by jizzmufffin July 16, 2011
Get the mobymug. A really highly impractical big ass dildo that can't fit in any normal humans ass or whatever the fuck part you put a dildo in
The moby huge is a 3-foot dildo which is a really highly impractical size no normal human can fit a Moby huge in whatever part that you use a dildo on
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018
Get the Moby hugemug. When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
by goyo May 21, 2016
Get the Moby Dickingmug. Failure to cast a big net to catch a prospective partner. By focusing all your effort on a single love interest and fail with no contingency plan. Like Captain Ahab obsessing over only one whale, you too can fuck up a romantic courting.
by The_Big_Aristotle April 7, 2011
Get the Moby Dickinmug. by HuskyBoy May 21, 2004
Get the moby chickmug. Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !
by Thecuzzie July 29, 2017
Get the The Moby dickmug.