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mirror wank

pleasing yourself infront of the mirror (sexually) often for the benefit of yourself and sometimes others. people have the incentive to carry out a mirror wank because they find themself aesthetically pleasing. however it is advised not to do this infront of crazy mirrors as this could cause a false sense of confidence or a feeling of belittlement depending on the convexity of the mirror.
'hey bro, i just had an awesome mirror wank'
'gnarley'
by joshco95 November 11, 2013
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mirror of shame

when two sets of partners are engaging in doggy-style intercourse. The key is symmetry, as each pair faces one another, the females proceed to make out while the male counter-parts slap fives in celebration
Dude I heard frank and tom pulled a sweet mirror of shame last night on those asian twins.
by Mot Noslo November 14, 2006
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mirror pronouns

Mirror pronouns are often used by people that are comfortable with any pronouns, but prefer for you to use your own pronouns when talking about them.
A: I use mirror pronouns.

G: What's that?

A: I means you use your pronouns for me.

G: oh ok cool!

She/her (X uses she/her pronouns)

X: She was having a great time at the wedding, she was so fun to be around.

He/him (G uses he/him pronouns)

G: Look at him, he's winning the game!

They/they (H uses they/them pronouns)

H: They should be fine with the birthday party.

It/its (T uses it/its pronouns)

T: It should be here soon, don't worry, it won't forget to come.

Xe/xem (O uses xe/xem pronouns)

O: I told you xe would like ice cream, but no, now xer sad. Look what you did!
by Nopenopeinope October 1, 2021
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Mirror Mon

Typically someone in your friend group who tends to "mirror" or copy another one of your friends that he considers cooler than him.
Hey the mirror mon got earrings!

Bro mirror mon looks completely different with his buzzcut!
by doesntrunitself February 15, 2018
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mirror food

food that smells the same before you eat it and after you defecate it
Man, I got some onion rings from the Sonic drive-thru the other day and they didn't smell any different when I shat them! Damn, that was definitely some grade-A mirror food.
by SonicEmployee February 20, 2010
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Mirror Licking

You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.
ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
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mirror fuck

When you are in the gym, and someone positions themselves as to make it appear that their crotch is near an opening of your body as seen from the mirror reflection.
Andrew was bench pressing and after each set the creeper behind him moved around trying to mirror fuck him.
by iceyyyyy November 17, 2009
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