gru and his minions

the turdrados 💩 haha, Blandy, An-dweeb ,and the whole acreage delete community

gru and his minions always starting problems and making a toxic environment

by redrumadum April 2, 2025

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022

minion memes

Some normie shit 40 year old moms think are “funny” and “relatable”

She looks like she enjoys minion memes, the old cunt.

by Helk yeah my guy October 30, 2017

Minion meme

a meme were a minion makes statement that Facebook moms find hilarious

OH MY GOD, CARREL DID YOU SEE THE MINION MEME YESTERDAY! HAAAA

by cal’s descendants November 9, 2019

goober-minion

Any supporter of that most famous of dimwits...Sarah Palin. They are identified by regurgitating the incorrect babblings of Sarah Palin and/or Glenn Beck. They do nothing but ooze goober stupidity. Teabaggers are goober-minions.

Jeff: This woman has done nothing but ooze goober stupidity since day one, but anyone who is against her is against America.

Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.

by Mobzekiel November 29, 2010

Minion vore

When one or more minions partake in vore.

CaptainSparklez: Ok, so can you explain to me what a minion vore is?

laughter

by Bruhaps May 23, 2022

minion kink

A kink that involves the minions from the Despicable Me franchise. People with this kink often imagine squeezing the little yellow pilled characters between their toes. It's a real thing that many people are into.

Ari: Oh dude did you see that minion? He looking really fine in those tight ass overalls.
Maive: What the fuck are you talking about, is this some sort of kink?
Ari: Oh yeah dude, it's a minion kink.

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"Oh yeah, totally has a minion kink, look at the yellow shit between his toes."

by Esquigi March 15, 2022