Metrosexual

No, no, no, no, NO! You are all wrong! none of the definitions of "metrosexual" in UD are correct!

A metrosexual is a man or a woman that will only agree to commit sexual intercourse if it's inside or in the immediate vicinity of a metro.

*while on a subway*

Guy 1: Omg, did you see that? we just passed two people having sex!

Guy 2: No big deal, they are just metrosexuals.

by Fruitfly July 21, 2012

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A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!

A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products!

by Silky Smooth May 4, 2004

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Guy who takes care of himself in ways society classifies as feminine pursuits.

Sorry can't meet you at the bar, stripclub..., gotta get to the salon for my brow wax, manicure, pedicure and revitalizing facial wanna meet and go shopping after?

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

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A pathetic loser who has fallen into the consumer trap of thinking that he needs ultra-expensive but utterly useless skin care\hair care products and has a taste in clothing that would make a circus clown blush with embarassment.

It's really in th best interest of large corporations to turn us all into the ideal consumer,...a metrosexual.

by Aramchek November 5, 2003

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A stereotypical homosexual male who dresses very "stylish" and is up to speed with anything trendy and sophisticated, but swears he doesn't pound ass with anyone.

In Saturday Night Live, when Jimmy Fallon and WIll Ferrel work in that fashion store, they are presumed metrosexuals.

by Sum yun Guy November 29, 2003

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