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Mentos penis

After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.
Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.
by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020
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mento pipelining

When you pour Coca-Cola into your urethra until it reaches your bladder and mixes with the piss (making Coke & Piss) then putting a single Mentos mint down your urethra, reaching and reacting with the Coke & Piss, causing a very pleasant dick explosion.
Dude 1: How do you goon, Dude 2?
Dude 2: Either iglooing or mento pipelining.
Dude 1: How does it fit down there?
Dude 2: I'm a monk.
by manaphy_games March 22, 2025
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mentos

don't put them in ur ass or you'll end up just like the reddit girl who did. her face afterwards showed great signs of horror and regret. and all the man who put those white mentos in her ass did was LAUGh. LAUGH at her sufffering. i hate men.
do u like putting mentos in ur pussy/ass?
no it burned
by milillyvan October 15, 2022
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'Mento

Slang for Sacramento, CA.
Going to the 'Mento

I'm in the 'Mento
by JustAFreud September 4, 2016
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mentos lads

A group of legends who are just way too smart and awesome, they are loved by everyone
Omg look, it’s the mentos lads
by thisisjustawesomeidek August 13, 2020
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