Mattress Freefall

The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.

*Crack*
Person 1: Dude, we're entering mattress freefall.

by TumblingTyler January 11, 2010

Mattress muncher

A "Mattress muncher" is predominately male and of the same sex perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.

She was face down taking it hard from behind, she was "mattress muncher" or more commonly used, Elton john, what a "mattress munching" homosexual. Not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, piss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the Brighton area in the uk.

by Witmond April 14, 2013

mattress rider

a gay person

that guy is a mattress rider

by elmeatwado January 24, 2009

Mattress Nook

The divot in a mattress caused by sleeping in the same spot repeatedly.

Person A: "Man, I really need to sleep in a different spot once in a while. I had to climb out of my mattress this morning."

Person B: "Sounds like you have a pretty serious mattress nook

by J-Soul December 9, 2010

mattress of snow

the pile of snow left on top of a car after the owner(s) have cleared the windows off. This pile of snow closely resembles a mattress on top of the car and sits in the same place as a mattress would.

This pile of snow is usually left on the car by incompetent assholes who don't understand that when the snow falls off it could hurt someone.

Did you see that mattress of snow on that mini-van?

Yeah, that shit nearly hit my windshield

by J-Bob 92 January 12, 2011

mattress tester

1. Noun: Slang for prostitute

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester

by dickmagee November 19, 2014

mattress ass

The flattened, unappealling shapeless, but sometimes square rear end of a man or woman. Lacking butt cheeks.

Tush, backside, dumper, arse, noassatall, buns, shitbox, fartbox.

While Peggy has definitely got it going on back there, poor Hank is sporting a mattress ass.

by Kel-Kan March 15, 2016