Mistah Phone

This Is What Toilet Calls Mephone 4

"HEY, FUCK YOU MISTAH PHONE!" - Toilet

by Bad Username? June 7, 2022

mastabatorium

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.

The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007

Sistahs before Mistahs

The female version of Bros Before Hoes. The unwritten law that female friends come before the male friends.

Jeannie: Why are you not coming to the party again?
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.

by SJB July 29, 2008

mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

Masathus

Teagan is a friggin noob!

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Teagan Masathus!
Person 2: Ye he's such a loser!

by Masathus September 1, 2018

masnah

Soft-hearted woman who is really loving. She will do anything to make the people around her happy before herself. Unique, wonderful and attractive name. Her eyes are bright at night like the moon and shine like the sun in the morning

Masnah loves to have fun and cares for everyone who she loves.

by fearthe13eardMVP April 14, 2021

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010