workplace masochism

When you choose to nearly work yourself to death, citing heavy job responsibility as the reason you have no life beyond your work.

Immediately following getting sober, I indulged in about five years of dedicated workplace masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

WB Mason

An office supplies company in which the man on the front looks like John Wilkes Booth.

WB Mason looks like John Wilkes Booth

by CaptainPete2024 October 14, 2023

garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

John Mason

The erectile external sexual organ of males, used in copulation, and in mammals, also for urination.

Did you get a look at the size of that guy's John Mason?!

Rubbing my John Mason causes pleasure that I'm ashamed of.

by MC Kedgett February 23, 2009

Masochist

you

you are a masochist

by FuckingMasochisticBitch March 9, 2022

bicycle masochism

Self-punishment by bicycle, where you ride until you are nearly dead.

He had an extreme form of bicycle masochism whereas the circumference of his calves matched that of his head.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

mason dallas

Biggest wanna-be douchebag. Will give you a handshake and hug then talk shit about you as you turn around. Watch out for double first names!

That dude is a MASON DALLAS for sure

by Roseville DB January 25, 2018