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A short teacher who is older than the Dino Danny. She is hard to take seriously since she is literally 3’9
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Martha
Martha by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019
Usually a stupid bitchy teenager who has an extremely bad attitude towards everyone she meets. She will steal friends away from you, interrupt conversations, and dresses like a whore. Did I mention she's acts like she's popular and is rude as well? Oh, and she's very clingy.
Person: Hey who s that?

Person 2: The purge is coming.

Martha: *walking down with high heels, short shorts, a very showy top, and her weave in a bun* OH MY GOD LIKE GURLEEN IS SO CUTE WITH HIS JEWISH HAIRCUT. *texting some rapist or hooker*

Me: ...GURLEEN RUN.
Martha by Slitdick :) January 31, 2015
The most stweetest and cutest girl you've ever seen but once you get to know her shes a fucking barbie. its funny how she thinks shes hot shit because shes "cute" but she really isn't. shes a fucking fake bitch.
"that girl is a fake, what a Martha."
Martha by fabcsd June 7, 2013
A ginger girl, very tall, skinny and definitely not strawberry blonde, she kinda intelligent but normally has no common sense. If eat food infront of her she will always take it.
If a ginger walked past you could call her a Martha
Martha by AnnoyingOrangeisag March 1, 2019
A good friend would never ditch you. Obsessed with boys. Weird yet amazing. And is always eating hummus and pepper wraps
Oh damm it’s martha
Martha by Izzy1359 June 24, 2019
when you shave you arms to early
that everyone can tell you shave your arms
because it looks all prickly
but its too short to shave again
"omg that miss has prickily hair on her arms"
"lol thats a baddd martha"
martha by laterstar April 26, 2008