Pop a Malteser

To kill oneself using means of drugged sweets
To avoid a problem

A man gives you slightly warm maltesers and you question why they are warm

When you’re tired of a situation, the option is there

Ah yeah, Johnny, did you not hear? He popped a malteser last week

This coffee shop makes me wanna pop a malteser

by Barney_the_dinosaur November 23, 2021

Malteser pleaser

Another name for someone’s asshole or anus

“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 8, 2023

Maltesers

A chocolate candy that looks like a black man’s bald head.

Ever have Maltesers before? They’re the best. And they look like that niggas bald head.

by CaptainPete2024 November 12, 2023

Maltese steve

A man /God walking amongst mere mortals ,has the thickest mane ,strong greasy Back Bush, a great after shave sales man ,who has the cock of a palomino horse .

Heybthats maltese steve ,I thought he was a myth ,look at that wedlock perm

by the beesting December 19, 2022

Malteser

A teacher who is apparently REALLY fit but has maffis eyes and is on anti-depressants and is also rumoured to be a the forgotten star on porn hub (and is also a real bitch/slut)

"I wonder is my teacher a Malteser"

by idonthavechlamidiya June 12, 2018

the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.

yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Maltese

A metaphor for what a yuppie white girl wants to do her "man". Castrate him, emasculate him to the point he becomes her toy dog with separation anxiety and anger issues.

I saw the Maltese wearing khaki pants holding her hand in Uptown. Dam, he needs all the false hope nugenixs has to offer.

by Kosmack May 15, 2022