The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".
by aliens9700 May 10, 2007
Get the Lonely Viking mug.Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but only involving one person. When a depressed soul sticks his/her own finger in one's own ass and proceeds to wipe one single tear down ones face.
"Chad was really upset about not being able to get a date for the Spring Fling and resorted to giving himself the Lonely Sanchez"
by Thewalkingdead619 June 18, 2009
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She attempts all she does with her chin up high, in hopes for the best. And she continuously learns to be a better person with life experiences. She is unique, just like her name and can never be replaced. We need more Loreica's in our world. Not to mention she has a passion for writing and reading. She hopes one day to write a book, and get it published. Her brain is what really matters to her; brains over bronze, and she loves her family&friends. That head of hers, is filled with knowledge and endless stories of the untold, and unsolved that one day will soon become solved and told throughout her life. You haven't lived until you have met her. She truly inspires me, and her peers to do their best and be happy for who you are.
She attempts all she does with her chin up high, in hopes for the best. And she continuously learns to be a better person with life experiences. She is unique, just like her name and can never be replaced. We need more Loreica's in our world. Not to mention she has a passion for writing and reading. She hopes one day to write a book, and get it published. Her brain is what really matters to her; brains over bronze, and she loves her family&friends. That head of hers, is filled with knowledge and endless stories of the untold, and unsolved that one day will soon become solved and told throughout her life. You haven't lived until you have met her. She truly inspires me, and her peers to do their best and be happy for who you are.
A "Loreica" is someone who cannot be defined, because they are just Loreica. If you're lucky someday you'll meet one and if you know one, lucky you.
by The girl who knows a Loreica January 29, 2012
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Dad: You know, son, back in 1989 I had a girlfriend named Carol. We outran the police once because we used to steal alcohol from convenience stores.
Me: What the fuck
Dad: I had a buddy in the police force so we always got away with it. But sure, yeah, let's get some soda.
Me: I didn't need this dad lore, but thanks...
Dad: You know, son, back in 1989 I had a girlfriend named Carol. We outran the police once because we used to steal alcohol from convenience stores.
Me: What the fuck
Dad: I had a buddy in the police force so we always got away with it. But sure, yeah, let's get some soda.
Me: I didn't need this dad lore, but thanks...
by .bloody November 1, 2023
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Nothing is known of its plot (or lack thereof, it being porn), but its premise can be inferred from its title and cover illustration: multiple nubile, green-skinned, purple-haired, humanoid alien women are lacking studly males of their own race, and need studly male humans to keep them company and satiate their carnal urges.
One of the finer examples of humor meant for the adults watching their kids' cartoons, in a time when parents were not nearly as anal and intrusive into their kids' interests as they are today. *cough* Parents Television Council *cough*
Nothing is known of its plot (or lack thereof, it being porn), but its premise can be inferred from its title and cover illustration: multiple nubile, green-skinned, purple-haired, humanoid alien women are lacking studly males of their own race, and need studly male humans to keep them company and satiate their carnal urges.
One of the finer examples of humor meant for the adults watching their kids' cartoons, in a time when parents were not nearly as anal and intrusive into their kids' interests as they are today. *cough* Parents Television Council *cough*
Grandpa Lou Pickles: "And my personal favorite, 'Lonely Space Vixens'! Heh-heh-heh! Now, that's for after you go to bed."
(Tommy and Chuckie stare blankly, the innuendo lost on them.)
(Tommy and Chuckie stare blankly, the innuendo lost on them.)
by Trey4Life November 19, 2011
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1. An adjective describing one who finds him or her self looking up words such as lonely on urbandictionary.com because he or she misses his or her loved one, or has not yet found one to be named as such.
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2. 12:42 a.m.: Sitting in front of a computer in the dead of night, wondering where the girl that you've fallen madly in love with is and most of all, why she's not here, next to you. Usually this condition can be cured by random yet enthusiastic reiteration of the phrase: "I love you, Diana!"
1. An adjective describing one who finds him or her self looking up words such as lonely on urbandictionary.com because he or she misses his or her loved one, or has not yet found one to be named as such.
-or-
2. 12:42 a.m.: Sitting in front of a computer in the dead of night, wondering where the girl that you've fallen madly in love with is and most of all, why she's not here, next to you. Usually this condition can be cured by random yet enthusiastic reiteration of the phrase: "I love you, Diana!"
by Void June 20, 2004
Get the lonely mug.One of the saddest feelings possible. It can be from not having a partner, not having friends, or not having either. A lonely person can be very sad, and won't have anyone to comfort them. It can be hard to break out of loneliness. Some people are lonely for years at a time, or maybe just one night.
by charlie23_ December 31, 2007
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