lois lane

maybe the best female character in all of superhero films

"lois lane rocks"

by notusingrealname November 1, 2009

lolsex

sexing whilst laughing

I drugged this bitch and I lolsexed her.

by Base Masters July 17, 2007

lolser

someone who is so much of a loser that they are laughable, or lolworthy.

This could be for a wide range of reasons.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Esteban getting kicked in the balls by that girl last night?
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser

by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008

funny lols

adventures and mishaps that take place, usually on student nights out with a large number of people. often involves gossip such as between members of a friendship group getting off drunkenly. Also the aftermath of a messy night out

Ellie: last night was major funny lols

by officer of funny lols November 14, 2011

Lois

A Lois is an AMAZING, friend who is always there for you. A Lois is the best friend you could ever wish for! She is a nice, caring, funny and loyal friend who will never let you down!

1: Who's that?
2: Must be a lois

by Clutts xx October 10, 2011

lois

a super sexy beast who supersexybeastness is too much for any guy to handle.

in other words, they don't know what to do around her so they become unintelligible with their words.

OMG, look at her, she's totally a Lois, YO!

by kdsjfklsdjir January 14, 2008

Loilet

When in a pub or club, most women will habitually return to the same toilet cubicle, perhaps because they know that it is relatively clean. This is the toilet to which one is loyal, hence loilet.

"I'm off for a pee, Tracey. I hope my loilet's free!"

by Lizbie B May 24, 2006