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Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.
"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis
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One Log Clog

When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...
Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...
by Skeetwood Mac February 6, 2018
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Onion log

A short skinny person who sleeps like a log
I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log
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logon

Did you see his logon, its the same size as a horses penis.
by Snarf March 2, 2003
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logon

Almost the same as login -- means entering a system
with own username and password, or the state of being logged on itself.
Logon screen -- a screen which displays logon options,
found for example in Windows operating system.
Logonui.exe -- an executable in Windows system32 dir, which defines the look and feel of the logon screen.
Hacker: see at my new 1337 customized logon screen!
Other dude: woooooooooow, but I got longer penis than u...
by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... February 18, 2008
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logon

a dance carried out to dancehall (ragga music)
also see chi-chi man
by ANON October 30, 2003
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logonath

you see that wild logonath
by nirav da ponker February 13, 2022
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