loft mood

To not really know what kind of a mood you're in; doesnt give a fuck type of mood; Cause: Mostly agitated by a trifling bitch.

Person 1: Yoo wtf is wrong with Dave!?!
Person 2: My nigga been in that loft mood because of his ex Sarah.

by MoeMoe007 June 21, 2014

Loft-A-Palooza

noun; The ultimate party; the fusion of rock, and excessive alcohol consumption. festival MUST be held in a barn in East Amwell New Jersey.

"Loft-A-Palooza 2003...there WILL be beer."

by Matthew and Harold Thrash January 15, 2004

loft party

a gathering of tea drinking, menopausal women who like to live on the edge

I went to a loft party and drank tea!

by Big Daza November 2, 2013

too much loft

Is a sarcastic derogatory double entendre , usually made after a terrible golf shot. The key is the acronym l.o.f.t. meaning lack of fucking talent. It is best used against an unsuspecting victim who presumes by loft you mean the loft of the golf club.

Playing partner, "I think you had too much loft on that shot."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

old hay loft

This is where one individual takes another individual to an old abandoned barn, instructs the target to lay in a specific spot, climbs into the loft, and proceeds to release their fecal matter from their body down onto their friend.

My friend "Damian" offered me an old hay loft.
I couldn't refuse.
It was wonderful for my skin.

by gavinity July 31, 2008

loft bed

Loft bed is a fancy name for a bunk bed. Meant for the use of a college dorm, children or guys who try to make a career out of skateboarding.

I went to this guys house after the bar but faked an emergency when I saw his loft bed.

by Loft bed loser August 31, 2015

lofted

Another word to describe being high.

Doug: Dude, are you okay?
Matt: Yeah man. I am so lofted right now.

by I_made_this_in_my_sleep November 8, 2011