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lifted truck

A pickup truck or SUV whose suspension has been modified to jack it up. It is fitted with big off-road tires, usually mounted on expensive, tough-looking wheels. Often the engine is modified or replaced both to:

a) increase performance, and
b) make more noise.

Often they are adorned with gaudy decals for motorsports brands, heavy metal groups, or generic stuff like Tapout or SKIN.

Commonly lifted vehicles include most pickups and large SUVs, especially the Ford Excursion. Any vehicle designed for off-road use, however, can be lifted.

Theoretically this is to increase off-road performance, although the higher center of gravity would likely make them more likely to roll over on rough terrain. They never have a single scratch on their beautiful paint jobs anyway and are usually seen on the highway next to Corollas and Civics.

They guzzle gas like no other due to the higher aerodynamic profile, the big engine and the knobby tires. They also obstruct visibility on the highway. The point of these vehicles seems mostly to project an obnoxiously aggressive attitude over all other drivers. They are especially popular in the Inland Empire for this reason. One cannot live in the 909, or anywhere in SoCal, without seeing them every mile or so on the freeway.
"Did you see Michael's lifted truck?"

"Yeah, pretty sick man. I wish I had 12,000 to blow on mods."
by Spinningtabletop February 3, 2009
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LinkedIn

1. A place where unemployed 40 somethings go because their kids told them about social media and their neighbor (Never even visited LinkedIn twice) recommended they check it out during small-talk. Then the unemployed 40 year old spends one afternoon making 500 connections and harassing people who haven't been back to LinkedIn in a year; with their resume.

2. A profile graveyard for entry level corporate kids who do not want to share their Facebook profile with their superiors.

3. A place where salesmen and MLM marketers pump their wares until they realize no-one ever returns or uses LinkedIn.
Bob: "Hi Jane how are you doing?"

Jane: "I'm ok, still looking for a job."

Bob: "You should go on LinkedIn, it's like a Facebook for professionals."

Jane: "Thanks, I'll check it out. My kids keep talking about social media."
by mechanicalchris March 2, 2010
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linkedin whore

When someone solicits connections on "Linkedin" just to look like they have a bunch of friends. Trying to connect with people just to get a high number of "connections"
My friend will connect with anyone on Linkedin, she is a total Linkedin whore!
by BradleyB November 13, 2007
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LinkedInvitation

An invitation that someone, usually a friend, family, or co-worker, e-mailed you, so you can join their network on LinkedIn.com
Hey, I just e-mailed you a LinkedInvitation, make sure you accept it, so you can join my network.

Tina-Louise has rejected over 18 linkedinvitations that I sent to her. I think it's over ... or is it?
by tcornsimp April 17, 2008
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linked in

Another way for your friends and coworkers to annoy you with useless spam.
WTF? m00npie sent me another linked in invite!
by roamer September 16, 2008
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LinkedIn

The professional's version of Facebook for use as a career networking tool. You have a "public profile" that corresponds to a Facebook "wall." Instead of "friends", you have "connections." You gain access to the connections of your connections unless they "hide" them and you can hide yours. When you have a connection, you have their contact information. You can have professional recommendations posted on your page.

LinkedIn is also a frequently used sock puppet for identity thieves. Never accept connections from people you don't know. Never put your real physical address into the contact section; give an e-mail address and an unlisted telephone number.

LinkedIn is also a tool that many recruiters (scalpers/headhunters) use in a dishonest manner. Their attempts to connect with you are phishing expeditions to get your connection list. The job that they claim to have is nearly always fake; it is bait, if you accept their connection you will never hear from them again or they will tell you that the job is filled. Recruiters always hide all their connections so you get nothing from them (all take and no give)

Ignore any offer for connections from a recruiter. If you want to contact them, do so outside of LinkedIn. Read their public profile (many recruiters have contact information there). If so, call or Email directly (use unlisted phone). If not, send an InMessage through LinkedIn giving them only an Email address and an unlisted phone number.
LinkedIn can be a useful tool to keep up with your professional contacts
by Former Wyeth Again December 4, 2011
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lined out

The kind of stress felt by complications or hardships at a job.

Referring to the assembly line worker, being lined out gets it name from the stress one would have to endure working on an assembly line, or “the line.”

There are 3 degrees of being lined out:

-Lined out
-Lined the fuck out
-Completely lined the fuck out (or CLFO for short)
“Hey do you wanna go to the bar?”
“Naa I’m too lined out for that right now.”

“I went CLFO today at work”

“I can’t believe how lined the fuck out they are.”
by Jade Angelou February 6, 2018
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