Skip to main content
A man that rides around the seas on a rowing boat and also likes to eat the fine vag and get the juices flowing.
Old man: i used to be a fine cunning linguist and loves the pussy juice.

Dein fuhrer: true that mate, a cunning linguist of the high seas if ever there was one.
by bad man tings April 12, 2011
mugGet the cunning linguist of the high seas mug.

Linguistics

Linguistics are the conceptual definitions between the three major platforms: function, concept and math: matter.

Matter and function, is math. in current cultural dogma, we strive forward by definiting: 2+2=4, but, the problem is, this, simply, cannot ever be so: there, to the furthest extreme, no similar two units in nature.

This means, that where math resides on the bond between function and matter, that the whole structure of our way of thinking is both inept, but, primarily, insane.

Because of this, the way to, actually, define things, in sepration, iinept, again, then we must look to how to really do it: the answer is (Compiler-Sårn: 1/Ix1/en=~3 OR 2+2=~4, don't ask: accept.) to define through roman numbers, yet again, or, through "New Math:"
in all of them, linguistics.

or, through "New Math:"

(=squared)1pyramid

9pyramid=

to which much can be written, annulling The Zero, and bringing true justice, also to Pi: pirxdegrees-0+~n(pi)=PI/pirxdegrees-0+n(pi)=pi

the second form of importance, is the relation between function and concepts, leading to language, and the new definition: relation links: between you, the observer, most things are relations: You are, on your legs, and the relation between You(The sum of the whole of You, on Your legs)IS relations, and thus links, to You. Spread out between two parties, the become a sorta hourglass between themselves, forming the definitions in time and space (Light, water, pain) between concpets, function and matter as relations between entities.

Thus is linguistics the goldcave all things, and, incidentelly, concluded with and by: Timing/Optimization: the ability to live, learn and observe: you are, you do you react.

timing: datanalysis based on heirachy in outcome of a situation based on upbuildingness(Evil: a conclusion of a situation observed from a subjegate position) between uptimisation: do better, evolve, win, through uptimization, victory, leading to gratitude, water (on happy walls), the essence of: Love: the meaning of all things.

- Optimize.

DAD

PS. It's comma your word comma.
by GODDADDY July 3, 2023
mugGet the Linguistics mug.

linguistic pedantry

Def 1:

Whereas taxonomy is precise linguistic categorization essential for clarity and practical accuracy, analogous to carefully labeling medicine bottles, linguistic pedantry functions within contentinternet to highlight the narrow-mindedness involved in focusing cognitive energy on trivial language details that offer no practical benefit, humorously exemplified by videos such as PronunciationManual's intentional mispronunciation of "Nietzsche."

Def 2:
One methodology of Sophistry.
bro 1: brah i went in there and a total rundown of linguistic pedantry was rained down on me .
bro 2: yeah see thats why i prefer wendy's.
by cyberphunkisms March 22, 2025
mugGet the linguistic pedantry mug.

Professor of Linguistics

I've spent all my life with a professor of linguistics.
by Charles104 November 14, 2023
mugGet the Professor of Linguistics mug.

Urban Linguist

One who excels at making up new words for the Urban Dictionary
In my spare time I am an urban linguist!
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019
mugGet the Urban Linguist mug.

Linguistic Matrix sensitizing

Based of stuff like that wierd articlw on dimension scizo vampires,
Pretty it all revolves around creating s mamy neural pathways and reminds to one word or etc.
mudras, god, sun tzu, etc.

but affirmations, poctures being worth more you could prlly kill but the al tryin to mae money with dope, boxes, and comercials.
change you name to money save your self a dollar
Linguistic Matrix sensitizing

eh
by Mineowedwus May 15, 2023
mugGet the Linguistic Matrix sensitizing mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Neuro Linguistic Programming Starts In 5.29 nanoseconds And Ends In 7.29 Milliseconds. Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Neuro Linguistically Programming<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>Neuro Linguistic Programming Starts In 5.29 nanoseconds And Ends In 7.29 Milliseconds. Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Neuro Linguistically Programming<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Neuro Linguistic Programming Starts In 5.29 nanoseconds And Ends In 7.29 Milliseconds. Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Neuro Linguistically Programming<.7.9.7.6> mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email