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Patriot's Landing

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The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.
Did you hear about Jeff's Patriot's Landing? I wouldn't eat sugar free candy again after that!
by Taquita Banana April 1, 2011
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Linda

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Linda means cute girl in Spanish or Italian.

Most Linda's are quiet. But loud around her friends. She is the best friend you'll ever meet. She's VERY trustworthy and honest. And most of the time gives people a second chance. Linda's Are sometimes really short. ;)

Linda's are very very smart. Linda's can be your BEST FRIEND And someone you can tell anything to. But if you piss her off enough she may be your worst enemy. Linda's usually love dogs, & the colour red. Linda's couldn't care less about shit people say about them and once you meet a Linda you should never let her go. Because sometime in your life. You're really going to need her.
person 1 - Have you met a Linda yet?

person 2 - Yea. And Im never letting her go.
by Hi_I_Love_Tacos_Biotch. November 30, 2011
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linda

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linda vaccinates her kids just to make her enemy, karen jealous
by lunarrr December 8, 2019
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Crash landing

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One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.
Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.

Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)

Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010
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-attractive in a graceful or delicate way
-Characterized by sharp quick thought; bright
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Landing Pad

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When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.
"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"
by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011
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Linda

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A beautiful, sweet, sexy girl. Shes more then meets the eye. Shes sweet but tough when she needs to be. The perfect creation of a women. Shes loyal, caring, and funny. She loves to help others, and has the kinda personality that people find so refreshing! Shes like a fresh breath of air. If you find a Linda consider yourself truly blessed, and never let her get away.
That girl Linda is a keeper, a dime piece, a perfect 10!
by Esachica October 6, 2012
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