Lightning Twat 

The type of person where they’re so much of a twat it’s like you’ve been struck by lightning whenever you’re around them.

Becky: She is suck a Lightning Twat, I hate being around her.

Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.

Lightning Twat by meme_queen4215 May 12, 2019

Lightning Bolt 

Probably the loudest band of the past ten years, and easily the "fullest" sounding duo of modern music. Psychotically fast and agressive while managing not to come across as particularly angry, evil, or any of the other stereotypes attributed to bands involved in the punk or metal scenes.

The Brians are playing tonight!

What?

Lightning Bolt, man!

What?

Oh, you can't hear anymore. You must have been to one of their shows.

Lightning Bolt by Johngoloid October 7, 2009

Lightning Bolt 

An esperimental bass and drums duo formed in Rhode Island. The vocals are screamed into a jury-rigged phone receiver and are incomprehensible. The band preforms in the center of the crowd rather than on a stage.

Lightning Bolt drill their instruments into the ground every concert they play

Lightning Bolt by chrispyB May 4, 2006

Lightning Crotch 

When your Vaginal area hurts so bad it feels like someone used it for batting practice.

Most common in pregnant women due to the baby's position (i.e. against nerves or pressing against the vagina).

"Ugh, Becky, I have Lightning Crotch so bad!"
"Well, that's what happens in your third trimester."

Lightning Crotch by FallenStarr September 21, 2011

Lightning rod 

While barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect penis to the vaginal lips of your partner, creating a static shock.

I gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out.

Lightning rod by Dan Rich, courtesy of Joe Grecz July 16, 2008

lightning-ning 

when lightning strikes!

omg its lightning-ning outside!!

lightning-ning by TheRealDictionary January 3, 2009

Lightning Rod 

Somebody who takes the heat for everybody else. A scapegoat; a boogeyman.

Portnoy: “Some would say you’re the lightning rod. Would you agree?”
Trump: “Sometimes it’s for a purpose.”

Lightning Rod by JesusIsKing8 July 27, 2020