dirty lawson

When you have a hankering for some pussy so spend your entire life in a desperate attempt to get with any one willing to say yes regardless of age, relationship status, size, or physical mutation

He seems so desperate and seedy, what a dirty Lawson

by Shhhhhhhh159 May 13, 2020

Machi Lawson

Machi Lawson is a Lightskin daddy who was released into this world in DC he gets all those hoes

Machi Lawson stole all my hoes

by HornyMommy November 27, 2020

The Three Laws of Procrastination

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.

You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*

by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015

Little Dick Lawsuit

When you are a shitty politician who overcompensates by filing frivolous lawsuits in order to build your own name in the press.

There goes Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry filing another little dick lawsuit and wasting the state’s taxpayer money...again.

by DeminLa July 6, 2021

laws

Things that are meant to be broken.

I broke a whole mess of laws today: DUI, possession of narcotics, and sodomy.

by APfromMSP August 10, 2006

Snatch Action Lawsuit

When a group of prostitutes sues one guy.

Cynthia: I hate that man, he robbed me and the sex wasn’t even good!
Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!

by Cock-monger_chris January 7, 2020

Lawson

Lawson is an adorable lil guy. He usually has strong muscles but doesn’t realize it and is too shy to show them off. Usually Lawsons have a dirty side to them but they only show that part late at night. Lawson enjoys playing baseball and talking to girls named savannah. Lawson also enjoys having company and playing with dogs and getting lots of sleep. He’s pretty adorable but can be a little jealous sometimes, but that’s just him showing you he cares. He’s also hilarious and will make you laugh 24/7. If you ever wanna smile all you have to do is make eye contact with him.

“lawson is a cutie”

by oscar123456 April 4, 2020