lex

Verb meaning to shave someone's head. Derived from Lex Luther in Smallville.

One bully: What should we do to that nerd?
Second bully: Lex him.
First bully: Too mean!

by thetrimmer October 1, 2009

Lex

to fuck and suck and cum

imma lex on these fools

by mack upon a billy November 20, 2019

Lex

An individual who sucks many whale dicks.

Woah that lex likes those whale dicks

by ferdaboys786 February 16, 2017

Dura lex, sed lex

Latin. "The law is harsh, but it is the law."

"Man, I can't believe I have to die for killing someone!"

"Dura lex, sed lex"

by KatsuyoriTakeda September 11, 2009

lex

1) short way for cum
2) used to have sex with celebrities

do u have lex
Fuck u bitch, Sex

by Libido January 10, 2005

Lex's forehead

An object so incredibly large the entirety of transhit could fit on it.

"Wow, the universe is HUGE!"
"Lex's forehead is bigger!"

by PlebLord_SVG69 August 3, 2016

lex luthor

1. Arch enemy of Superman.
2. The richest man in Metropolis. He could afford to buy as many cakes as he wants, yet he chose to steal forty cakes. And that's terrible.

When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

by Jaime H. February 28, 2008