YouTube star AmazingPhil who joked about unicorn cum, cocaine and made glow in the dark slime all in one video. Drinks from a vase and has cereal in a gigantic bowl he calls "average sized".
by instarbuckswithdan September 04, 2017
A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.
Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.
by Dylonater January 03, 2008
by E Nigma January 14, 2010
by danny howell 🌱❤️ March 03, 2018
A man who lights up a room when he walks in. An actual ray of sunshine. A wonderful smile and attitude. Just an amzing person.
*Phil walks by*
human: Who was that beautiful person?
me: That, my friend, was Phil Lester
human: wow, what a gorgeous man
human: Who was that beautiful person?
me: That, my friend, was Phil Lester
human: wow, what a gorgeous man
by E d g e Lord March 22, 2018
The mo-lester is a fascinating creature. The mo-lesters father is usually involved with being a nonce however this is wrong as he is actually a nonce not involved with them. This creature is training to be a predator himself.
by J4k32006 April 17, 2020
Reference to the movie "Casino". An old boyfriend that is a total piece of shit but has total mind control over you. Every girl has one.
by Buttpucker October 23, 2019