could care less

Often mistaken for "wordcouldn't care less/word." Technically could mean "I care a great amount."

Person: I could care less.
Me: Don't you mean "I couldn't care less"?
Person: Yeah well fuck you.

by k512.com September 10, 2003

less qq more pew pew

A term directed at whiners to stop crying and start doing something.

Derived from wow mage forums, which are notorious for housing cry babies.

Per usual, the mage boards were flowing with tears when an intelligent, witty, philisophical player directed at the whiners (see Faxmonkey, beta comments) --> less qq more pew pew.

by ReeveSkywall February 7, 2007

the lesser of two evils

when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.

my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils

by Rocky.L August 19, 2008

Russian history lesson

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".

Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)

by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009

I couldn't care less

The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.

(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)

"The Dvorak Keyboard lets you type comfortably because the keys are positioned so that the fingers can-"
"I couldn't care less."

by cutesy pastel living doll November 6, 2013

lessfield

The act of lying on your back with your legs up spread eagle while fingering your asshole .

1)I was drunk and horny so I did the lessfield

by mr cash December 28, 2007

Less of a Man

The feeling of being an inferior male. Usually trying to hold back tears or hiding their depression as a male person.

Bro, who said you’re less of a man? You need help?

by nervous_wreak3 February 24, 2021