legpie

making pies of saliva on women's legs

"She wouldn't go down on me unless I gave her a legpie."

by malcolmofsex September 18, 2011

Rubber Leggin'

A term used to describe a person who has become so drunk that their legs have turned to rubber and are no longer functioning correctly. Often times, this person simply cannot walk.

"Abby--you rubber leggin' yet?"

"Did you see Kelsey rubber leggin' last night at the cactus?"

by KAEBLBSYEY ACNOGXEL March 7, 2011

three legged hyena

When a person in need of a lay has made several attempts at scoring with slumpbuster things being desperate and the onset of boom boom backup at hand, one digs deep into the ugly for a three legged hyena. This individual is, well, hideous and serves only one purpose, to release the pressure and help get back on track scoring.

Damn did you see _____ last night? That sure was a three legged hyena they went home with!

by BossSaxo July 27, 2017

Long Legged Mack Daddy

An alcoholic mixed drink served with Jack Honey, ginger ale, and a lime on the rocks in a high-ball glass.

Can I please have a Long Legged Mack Daddy.

by Charlie B Kelly June 14, 2020

STRAIGHT-LEGGIN'

THE ACT OF STRAIGHT LEGGIN' TO QUECH THE URGE TO POOP WHEN DRIVING. STRAIGHTENING YOUR LEGS AS YOU DRIVE TO AVOID REPLACING THE DRIVER SEAT OF YOUR CAR.

DAVE WAS STRAIGHT-LEGGIN' IT ALL THE WAY TO MIKES' PLACE. HE CALLED AND ASKED TO HAVE THE RESTROOMS UNLOCKED AS HE WAS COMING IN HOT...

by MAGICDIAMOND2430 March 15, 2021

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

legger

Legger = To run away from something hazardous or shifty.

A version of 'leg it' which means the same thing.

"Anyway, the evening after the night of intimacies with Sharon he ran into her boyfriend. Seeing the size of him, he did a legger."

by Digital Shaman December 20, 2003