cod lashing

when having sex on a hot day and your nuts are slapping her on the ass , like whipping her with a fish by the tail

i gave her a good cod lashing last night

by the lasher April 21, 2014

Remote loathing

Getting your hate on about someone or something from a safe enough distance that you can comfortably express your rage or disgust without making anyone aware that you are doing so. Best done alone, behind some bushes or in the back of a van.

Donny snuck off behind some trees to do a bit of remote loathing. It had taken him five days without sleeping, but he could now see that the entire craft fair must clearly be a front for a massive prostitution ring. "I can't walk five feet without tripping over blowjobs and people propositioning me for sex," grumbled Donny, "but so long as I stay here in my secret hidey hole, I can keep an eye on all the perverts and remotely loathe to my heart's content!"

by JLamprey December 11, 2019

I'm going Fear and Loathing

To take a suitcase full of controlled substances to one place with the intent to ingest said substances with a small intent to distribute.

Similar to a "bender" but with more sales.

Dude! I heard in Ohio the acid is $15/hit, the good weed goes at $20/g, and the opioid's go for a dollar a milligram man... Let's hit Detroit first, load up on the water front, and then I'm going Fear and Loathing on that bitch!

by Raoul Duke XIII July 13, 2012

lashings

Lashings of:
A large indefinite amount of.
Synonymous with: heaps of, loads of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of etc.

NB. Often used with cream/ custard etc (perhaps has a sort of onomatopoeic meaning)

Mum always puts lashings of cream on the pudding.

by zimman August 28, 2005

Thumb Lashing

THe act of being pussy whipped through a text message or other form of instant message.

wow i cant beleive that zack is leaving the bar just because his woman is Thumb Lashing him.

by Rusty Schacklerord March 14, 2009

latching

A sexual act that involves a man stapling his scrotum to any body part of another person, preferably the inner thigh or forearm.

Latching is sometimes helpful in male on male relationships to bring the two partners closer together.

Dino and i latched for hours last night while gazing deeply into each other's eyes.

by Reidmebabyonemoretime April 4, 2011

lashing it up

- Going out on the piss
- Getting drunk, etc

James: What you been up to tonight Ads?
Adam: Man, I raelly ben lashing it up tONight

by Adam0r May 3, 2006