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laskeressed 

a reference to a scumbag landlord, sumlord, or faglord

Verb:
to be laskeressed. to be woken up by the sound of scraping, to print up phony bills on MS word and miscalculate the total, to bother your tenants with pointless 3 hour arguments, to call greg a fag

Synonym:
Stelmaked
"ccchhhhhh ccccchhhhh cccchhhh!!!"
"what is that noise"
"you've just been laskeressed"
laskeressed by grafbang rena May 17, 2008
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laserdisc 

A home video format that was the pre-cursor to DVD. Stored movies on double sided 12" optical discs. Helped popularize "Bonus Features" on home video releases.
Movie Buff: "Before DVD, we were watchin' Laserdisc!"
laserdisc by SuperSonicX June 10, 2005

lasercorn 

The mighty lasercorn is like a unicorn, except the horn is a LASER. Looks sort of like a horse with a tiny lightsaber sticking out of the front of it's head.
Dude, look! A lasercorn!
lasercorn by Markatansky June 13, 2011

Laser Rifle

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.
Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.
Laser Rifle by Marsbars777 March 27, 2009

lasercide 

The intentional murder of a laser -- usually done in the name of science.
That scientist committed first degree lasercide on that poor, defenseless laser just to see how long it would operate at maximum candiosity...er...uh...INTENSITY before it pooped out.
lasercide by Telephony November 30, 2010
Lashea is a really pretty girl inside and out, somtimes can be a bitch , very goofy , loyal shes the greatest friend you could have shes one of a kind. she loves to explore but is also lazy. she has a kind heart and loves to make her friends laugh. Don't make her too mad she will kick your ass. Don't underestimate her!
Lashea by greatnames101 July 4, 2019

baron lasers 

The most epic Laser Baron that ever lived, he shoots lasers because he is Baron Lasers
Baron Lasers is a fad on YTMND
baron lasers by BARON LASERS June 17, 2008