Lars

Real Danish fag from da hood. If you ever threaten him with a gun, he'll fucking stomp you with his 48" dick and shit on you afterwards.

"Ayo homie, dis neighborhood real dangerous. Could be a Lars here"
"Ayo, watch out! The Lars with his magnum dong will stomp yo ass"

by Lars_SK June 1, 2022

Lars

The sound of a car door being slammed

-Hey! Close the car door would ya?

-*Lars*

by rfoat August 20, 2010

Lars

A guy with a small penis. Able to suck his own dick.

"look at that Lars over there sucking himself"

by OG DLG ROCKER April 27, 2015

lar

A Chinese word, meaning 'not at all', 'yeah', or 'wow'.

A recent IM conversation:
QZ: FYI, you can download the newest version of purifyplus. The new version works fine with VS2005
Cd: thanks for the info, I'll do that
QZ: you are welcome lar
Cd: what is lar?
QZ: means nothing, just a chinese word, like not at all, yeah, wow
Cd: lar
QZ: ;^b

by Cedric de La Beaujardiere May 6, 2007

lar

Used to describe the love a pathetic loser has for a woman completely out of his league.

ryan's obsession for natalie is lar

by jean-paul sartre February 9, 2007

Lars

weak ass white boy

look over thar he is sooo lars

by septiplier626boss July 16, 2016

Lars

A goon that is excessively annoying and is addicted to cheese. A Lars dislikes, cofee, drugs, tobacco, alcohol, or swearing.

Look at that Lars! He's a goon and he yelled at me cause I swore.

by Craig June 30, 2003