Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!
by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005

by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.
by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

by Crabackup’s iPhone X August 25, 2022

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.
by jj55! September 2, 2022

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.
by jj55! September 2, 2022

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.
by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017
