The term "Lampers" is given to a group or individual who socialise in a remote pub in the hills of hadfield called The New Lamp. Unlike most people who venture there due to their local connections, a lamper(s) stands out from the rest. Firstly, a lamper(s) is able to speak the correct english language with ease(alcohol excused). Secondly, a lamper(s) does not have a lazy eye(alcohol excused) and thirdly, a lampers mother is not also their sister. Many more reasons for a lamper(s) standing out from the rest of the locals go from not having webbed feat to having their own teeth!! If you happen to see a lamper or a group of lampers,please do not hesitate in approaching them, you will be greeted with NL love and probably even bought a drink!!
Locals in hadfield have hairy palms, Lampers do not!!
Everyone in hadfield is related in every which way thats wrong, Lampers are not!!
Locals in hadfield have 2 bellybuttons, Lampers are not!!
Locals in hadfield think you need a passport to venture to another town, Lampers do not!!
Everyone in hadfield is related in every which way thats wrong, Lampers are not!!
Locals in hadfield have 2 bellybuttons, Lampers are not!!
Locals in hadfield think you need a passport to venture to another town, Lampers do not!!
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a sex move in which a male performs the shocker on a female with both hands, fingers crossed, while rapidly motioning the arms outward and inward, all while thrusting forward. This will cause the fingers to rhythmically and violently jab the inner walls of the cervix and rectum, in affect giving the woman the most vigorous and mind blowing pussy/ass expansion of her life. When done properly, this move should imitate the motion of the tool anvil loppers.
Janice's snatch was too tight for Jon's schlong, so he was determined to prep her by giving her the anvil loppers.
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I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
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-noun,
1. lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted.
2. being able to piss off anyone by just looking at them.
3. being a cock-block to all of your friends.
4. being a cock-blocker to yourself.
-noun,
1. lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted.
2. being able to piss off anyone by just looking at them.
3. being a cock-block to all of your friends.
4. being a cock-blocker to yourself.
Some how Kevin's lappeism managed to piss off his hot neighbor.
On Friday night Kevin really showed off how his lappeism manages not to get him laid.
On Friday night Kevin really showed off how his lappeism manages not to get him laid.
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