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Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.
Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.
by jj55! September 2, 2022
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Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.
Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.
by jj55! September 2, 2022
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Female Lapper

Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!
by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005
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Straddle lapper

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).
by Lundl January 9, 2019
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CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER

On the YEAR OF THE CAT I heard this CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER really went to TOWN and got into some DEEP SHIT STEW eventually as some indiscriminately.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021
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Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper

An insult to say to someone.
Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?
by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024
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Lapper

Gie us a sook o yer lapper pal
by nootnootmcscoot March 19, 2020
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