Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

abbreve lang

"abbreviated language"
speaking in shortened versions of words in normal conversation.
note that this may only be used in words that can be broken down, like tabe, instead of table. not "reh" instead of red.

"Jees. I'm mad thirst. may i have some of your wat bott?"
"what? i dont understand your language"
important ( import. or imp.)
vacation (vaycaysh)

"Abbreve Lang is sweeping the naysh!"

by Gregory Rourke September 29, 2007

franzl lang

One of the best Jodlers in history, who is guaranteed to liven up a party or festival(primarily in German speaking countries)

They had Franzl Lang come and play at the Hofbrauhaus, what a party...

by Dapper731 January 19, 2017

Aiden Lang

some big booty dude who literally warps gravity because of his absolute dump truck

Bill Nye: Bro why is gravity all messed up?
Sir Isaac Newton: dude its Aiden Lang's big booty
Bill Nye: Oh damnnnn its so jiggly

by sussy person ;) June 15, 2021

coe-lang

Gang originated from the streets of "Foster City" created by the leader "Gang Lan Chris" (Christian). He is know for his popular saying "They dont call me gang lan chris fo nothin". Coe lang is one of the most dangerous gangs located in Foster City.

"On coe-lang ni, blah ah ha ha ah"

by lka;sdlfk December 07, 2020

oliver lang

A professional paintball player, often regarded as the best in the world. Made history in 2006 by joining the Los Angeles Ironmen with a signing bonus of $100,000.

Oliver Lang once again led team Ironmen to victory

by Burritoconchitaf December 28, 2007

artie lange

The best thing to hit the Howard Stern show since.....well...Howard Stern.

Artie Lang? Oh--you mean the Howard Stern show got a REAL comidian..not like that Soupy Sales Mutha Fukka Jackie "The Asskisser" Martling?

by Andi February 09, 2005