Lando Calrissian

Weed, ganja, left-handed cigarette, or the weird stuff.

Are we going to smoke the Lando Calrissian tonight?

by HalfwayJames May 19, 2005

Lando Calrissian

One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.

Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"

Lando: "I?"

Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"

by phantom5 June 1, 2005

lando norris

twat x

have you heard of lando norris?
yeah, he’s a twat x

by sheiIa-smith February 3, 2022

Lando

Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.

Guy 1: "hey man how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "it was awesome I got a major lando"

by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould January 30, 2015

Lando fanclub

A fanclub for The super duper awesome lando

Lando fanclub is amazing

by Lando fanclub December 17, 2016

Lando

Big, fat, ugly, son-of-a-bench

John thinks that David is a Lando

by howtobench December 3, 2018

`Lando

Slang for Orlando. You can only use it if you have lived in Orlando for more than 5 years.

" Aye My Dude, Where You From?" " I'm From `Lando Muthafuckah"

by chickennugget._shai October 11, 2018