lamesauce

An elaboration on the word lame. The epitome of lame.

Person 1: My dog got hit by a semi-truck.
Person 2: Really? Lamesauce.

by Elena Sipe July 1, 2007

Amsterdam Lampshade

Having intercourse with a woman after placing a pillowcase with a hole cut out over the genital region and another over the face.

"Dude, I totally had to Amsterdam Lampshade that girl I met on OkCupid."

by DiabeticD September 1, 2009

Lamesauce

adj., to be lame, or a word of unapproval.

Guy 1: The movie was cancelled.
Guys2: Lamesauce!

by Tess Renee! January 21, 2009

Hairy Lampshade

To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thus creating a human lampshade. The ass has to be at least moderately hairy for this to be achieved.

I can't sit down for 5 days cause of that hairy lampshade I got last night.

by volcomtoast July 5, 2009

Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.

1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)

by Ziggy Technicolored Stardust April 13, 2008

Lampshade

Slang for a drug/ mental depressant in liquid form. Like codeine mixed with dirty sprite. Makes you feel numb or DIM... Kinda like a lampshade would do!

Me: Retchy brought the Lampshade.
You: Double cup, pour me up! I'm trying to get faded.

by Liz Khalifa September 2, 2013

lamesauce

1. Something extremly lame or stupid

2. A condament that is gross (i.e. mayonaise)

1.
J: I flunked my paper
K: That's lamesauce

2.
Subway employee: Mustard, Mayonaise, Pickles?
G: Hold the lamesauce

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008