Definitions by DiabeticD

Tom Sawyer 

An act whereby multiple men ejaculate on a woman simultaneously, as in bukkake or gang-bang porn. To "whitewash" someone with the help of friends.

"The Duke LaCrosse team was accused of "Tom Sawyering" a number of co-eds."

Tom Sawyer by DiabeticD September 6, 2009

Amsterdam Lampshade 

Having intercourse with a woman after placing a pillowcase with a hole cut out over the genital region and another over the face.

"Dude, I totally had to Amsterdam Lampshade that girl I met on OkCupid."

Amsterdam Lampshade by DiabeticD September 1, 2009

Omaha Thimble

An attempt to urinate after exposure to extreme cold, the genital shrinkage causing difficulty when holding the penis.

"Dude, it's like one hundred below out there, and when I went to take a whiz, it was totally Omaha Thimble."

Omaha Thimble by DiabeticD September 1, 2009