Ladybug lands on you

Only happens when your financial future looks bright and you are about to be approved for a quarter million. To ensure this happens, you must give your husband endless blowjobs and sex until the approval actually comes or else you may end up disappointed by the decision

A ladybug lands on you. So take off your pants.

by Scongeeli August 24, 2018

angry ladybug

When a female applies any kind of warming or cooling ointment to the body (tiger balm, icy hot, ben-gay, etc.) and then either fails or forgets to wash her hands thoroughly before masturbating. Thus, she creates a burning, tingling, or icy sensation on her lady-bits.

"Dude, does Alice look like she's walking funny to you?"

"I dunno, she was working out with her crush, she probably gave herself an angry ladybug right afterwords"

by ReverendTRON November 27, 2017

to conquer the ladybug

situation where 2 people are dressed as a bumblebee and a ladybug. the two participants take part in an epic battle of species after which the participant dressed as bumblebee shows his victory by having sex with the ladybug.

to conquer the ladybug: when dave came home from work he conquered the ladybug and got some sleep

by /*whoopwhoop*/ November 24, 2015

ladybugging

When a tampon fills to capacity and starts to fall out; but you use your immense strength to suck it back in repeatedly.
Similar to "prairie-dogging" as with defecating, but with tampons.

Oh my god I need to go to the bathroom; I've been ladybugging for the last half hour.

by EmmaTheHut July 16, 2010

Ladybug

A tiny short mexican with little black jewel eyes.

ladybug ?

oh, i see !

by sydfishes March 9, 2010

ladybug

another word for mating. beettle bug

Our ladybugs will son be mating.

by Jaimeg08 March 7, 2007

Ladybug

A hooker that attracts flies and other insects.

"That girl last night was like a ladybug!"

by Dunkirk C. Badunkidunk November 9, 2018