Longular

It's kind of like long, but longer.

"Bill Nye's face is longular."
"Why the longular face?"

by Longular June 20, 2014

langurism

The Ultimate religion based of langurs

also langoorism

person1: hey do you support langurism
person2: of course, hail langurism

by SurprisedMrSeal November 7, 2020

Language Simp

A 23 year old hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is attractive to every woman... and man on the planet.

Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*

by Average language speaker July 26, 2022

Virgin Lung

Someone who's never smoked anything in their entire life, not even cigarettes.

Guy1: *Smokin'pot* "Want a hit, yo?"

Guy2: "Uh, sure." *Takes a hit*

*COUGH SHITSTORM*

Guy1: "Hahaha, Virgin Lung!"

by Jüdenhasser October 4, 2010

foreign language tool

A pompous douche bag who spouts off a few words in a foreign language during the course of a conversation and then acts as if all those involved in the conversation should bow down to him or her as if they have just cracked the mysteries of the universe or some shit.

Congratulations Wes. You've learned how to say "Thank you kind sir" in mandarin Chinese. That's fabulous. I bet your parents are so proud of you. You underachieving, narcissistic, low IQ having fuck wad. Way to be a foreign language tool.

by 23rd Chromosome December 22, 2015

KatyCat Language

Language KatyCats (Katy Perry hardcore fans) use.

KatyCat Language-Speshul, Purrfect(ion), Totes Mahgotes, Bearcunt.

by Your Mothers Mom. August 1, 2012

American Sign Language

American Sign Language (or ASL) is the dominant sign language of the Deaf community in the United States, in the English-speaking parts of Canada, and in parts of Mexico

"ASL Classroom was amazing! Right away I noticed improvement in my signing, and it was so great to be able to practice with other ASL learners twice a week. It was wonderful to finally get any questions I had about American Sign Language answered and the teacher was always so helpful. I learned so much!
aslclassroom.com

by Soccar_Mom October 22, 2012