Loyola Academy

A private high school in the northern Chicago suburbs that's absolutely obsessed with itself. Supposedly Catholic but mostly just full of rich kids whose parents didn't want them to go to lake forest or taft or other bullshit public schools. see also pussify cause that's what it does to guys

At least it's not New "too good for our own good" Trier!

by Cox A Floppin September 25, 2004

Loyola, (also known as "boyola"

An all male "learning" institution run by Jesuits. Females tend to form obsessions over most of the guys who attend and the males tend to develop obsessions over themselves. Males are raised and taught to be "men for others" and how man is good and woman is evil....for purposes other than sex.
ADJ. Self promoting, describing the "mighty power" of the loyola cub and/or male.

That group of guys are so loyola that they wear the school sweatshirts out so they can get girls.

by Glad to be leaving January 29, 2005

Loyola Academy

A place where the stupid kid goes when they know they won’t get into ignatius.

“I just failed my test.”

“Do you go to Loyola Academy?”
“Yes.”
“No surprise there.”

by IhateLoyola May 3, 2018

Loyola University

squirrels are better looking than the boys. cold as fuck. too many girls. schools a bitch. have aweeeesomeeee sports teams. kids are always drunk. no parties though. its a good time. it really is...

"so how was your night?"

"i dont even know...made out with someone ugly as fuck and i don't even know his name...saw him at Loyola University today though. it was awkward."

by Crusty Crusts March 17, 2010

Loyola Law School

A disreputable law school in Los Angeles, CA, where the deans and career counselors don't give a fat rat's ass about you unless you're in the top 10% of the class and stand a good chance of donating to the school after you graduate.

Slick: I heard 95% of Loyola Law School graduates are employed as lawyers within 9 months of graduation!

Bobby: Can I interest you in some oceanfront property in Arizona?

by asdfasdfasdfasdfadsfasdf March 20, 2011

Loyola Blakefield

Loyola Blakefield is probably the most gangster school in the Towson area. We have all types of people there: the laxers, the ballers, the gangsters; anyone and everyone you could imagine goes to Loyola Blakefield. This school's education standards compared to that of a public school (I don't know... Dundalk High maybe?) are second to none! We have the finest of Math teachers from the "retired" Sean Courtemache to Ms. Rudersdorf and the greatest keeper of dress code at lunch, Mr. Richard. Loyola also has some sick sports teams; ranging from football in the fall to lax in the spring. Swimming is highly reguarded as well. Winning 15 MIAA championships in a row? Something outragious like that. Loyola's rival is Calvert Hall College and Loyola has beaten them in the past 5 or 6 Turkey Bowls. And thats pretty much because Loyola is full of beefy meatheads while CHC is full of.. well not beefy meatheads. Pretty lame school. But nevertheless, Loyola Blakefield shows them respect by beating.. I mean.. playing them every year in the Turkey Bowl and destroying them. Loyola is mainly known for having some of the sickest laxers in the state of Maryland and having one of the best teams around. No other school compares to Loyola when it comes to lax. They have the flow, the stick, and the ripping net abilities that no other school has or even comes close to. So, in closing, Loyola Blakefield is better than Calvert Hall and is a better school in general.

Loyola Blakefield kid 1: ay brah. wanna catch some sweet lax after school?
loyola kid 2: nah brah. frazzel is where its at.

by TheOneTrueDundalk March 31, 2009

Loyola School

A jesuit school on the upper east side. Despite being one of the best schools in the city in the past years, its gone completely downhill. 10 kids part of the class of 2012 are transferring out, 4 kids have gotten expelled, various people have been caught with cocaine and/or weed, and a third of the school has been suspended at least once in their high school careers. They have a new dean "Ms Coop" who is a bitch disguised in turtle necks. Most of the kids arent smart, rather, theyre just rich little white kids.

Xaviar kid #1: hey, is that the new kid?
Xaviar kid #2: yeah he got kicked out of Loyola School
Xaviar kid #1: why?
Xaviar kid #2: hes not very good with keeping his drug addiction hidden. and got snitched on by this gross girl who looks like a troll.
Xaviar kid #1: oh man i know her! ew shes nasty.

by yanksfan4life313 July 1, 2009