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Stupid liberals

...believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

...believe the government will do a better job of spending the money they earn than they would.

...believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

...are way too irresponsible to own a gun, and think that the local police are all they need to protect them from murderers and thieves.

...believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

...believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
Those stupid liberals voted for pie in the sky again.
by NoWhining April 25, 2010
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limousine liberals

Wealthy people whose political beliefs are nominally on the left side of the spectrum, but tend to have a rather hypocritical view of liberal agendas, being happy to write checks but unwilling to support them once they start affecting their private schools and gated communities.
Limousine liberals are the kind that silly old saying refers to when it says "if you're not a conservative by 30 you have no brain". If you're going to be a knee-jerk NIMBY, you may as well be a conservative, no matter how you vote.
by Brian X September 28, 2003
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Literalist

Someone who takes things too damn seriously
Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist
by Nabcore March 9, 2015
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Dumbass Liberals

Any person who actually believes that China, North Korea, France, etc, etc,.. are in any way better places to live than the USA. They also believe that communism, socialism and the re-distribution of income is the direction the United States should head in politically. They also enjoy lame attempts at making fun of Anne Coulter and other conservatives. Remember, if it wasn't for free enterprise, private gun ownership, and Americans generally feeling that this is the most kick-ass country in the world, the good old USA wouldn't even exist!!
Barack Obama is one of the worst Dumbass Liberals since Jimmy Carter nearly destroyed our country in the 70's. What an asshole!
by Yourgaymom June 16, 2009
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Fuck liberals

a phrase that most people should be using these days. Viva La Bush!
Fuck liberals! They all suck cum from John Kerry's 1-inch dick.
by The Loyal Bush Legionary November 18, 2004
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liberals

1. A political ideology responsible for virtually all social progress in history; see creation of democracy.
"Damn those dirty liberals with their common sense... I want my $30 tax cut!"
by Andy November 30, 2004
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Liberals

People who give a shit about their fellow man.
Liberals "I can empathize with disadvantaged people and feel that all folks deserve a fair chance to achieve the America Dream."
Crazy person "All you socialist anti-American fascist Liberals should be shot for treason."
by Dougie #0001 September 10, 2009
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