1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
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by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 6, 2010
Get the penis with lotion mug.by Vegas Waitress February 4, 2010
Get the lotip mug.The nasty, hardened leftover lotion on the opening of the bottle. Slightly crusty and yellow in color.
When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.
When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.
Bro! What did you just fling at my face?
Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.
Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.
Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.
Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.
by whippersnapper March 5, 2012
Get the Lotion Crust mug.The semi hardened bit of lotion that clogs up the opening of the tube or pump. For example "I haven't used this lotion in a while. I gotta get rid of this nasty lotion clot first."
by mittybunny November 17, 2014
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The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).
See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.
The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).
See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.
"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."
by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017
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Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”
by BRM22 February 1, 2020
Get the lotion fight mug.When a group of people circle together to do extacy, or some other type of drug, and put tons of lotion on their hands, so that they can then rub all of their lotion covered hands together with each each member of the circle simultaneously.
Dude, yesterday's lotion party was sick. There were hands going in and hands coming out, all of our hands rubbing together was such a spiritual experience.
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