v.
1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.
1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.
by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009
Get the Laying a Slug mug.What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.
by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017
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When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.
Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..
Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..
Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.
by joose206 June 1, 2012
Get the laying carpet mug.by El Guy November 18, 2005
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Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.
Taylor: Really? What's it called?
Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.
Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.
Ex. 2
Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"
Ex. 3
DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!
DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!
Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.
Taylor: Really? What's it called?
Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.
Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.
Ex. 2
Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"
Ex. 3
DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!
DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!
by ZXY&ABC October 5, 2022
Get the Laying a Demo mug.When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."
Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
by LadTrain July 28, 2010
Get the Laying the Cables mug.A man with an unusually large dick who keeps his woman cock-whipped simply by the pleasure he gives her in bed. He's the boss of his castle. When he says jump, she says how high? And if she ever gets upitty, he simply whips out his massive rod of correction and bangs on her until she begs her master for mercy. Basically she's addicted to his big cock and will be good so she doesn't risk losing it.
"I told my woman to get me a beer last night and she had the nerve to tell me to get it myself. Well, I had to lay down the law real good after that. I gave it to her for an hour and a half. But I think she wanted it that way all along."
"So how's that new boyfriend of yours in bed, Julie?"
"Well, he's sweet and all, but he's not exactly Laying Down the Law if you know what I mean."
"Oh yeah. I know the type. I give it 2 weeks tops."
"So how's that new boyfriend of yours in bed, Julie?"
"Well, he's sweet and all, but he's not exactly Laying Down the Law if you know what I mean."
"Oh yeah. I know the type. I give it 2 weeks tops."
by Erotic writer April 26, 2010
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