The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
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Amber Lamps: In ghetto slang of bad English, it is the improper way of saying ambulance.
Ambulance: A vehicle eqiuped for the transportation of the sick or injured, to, from, or between places of treatment for an illness or injury. For example when Thomas Brusuo (Aka Tommy Slick, Epic Beard Man, Vietnam Tom) was attacked by Micheal (Aka Pinky) at the AC Transit Bus in Oakland, CA. Thomas severely brought a beat down on Micheal. With blood everywhere and Micheal being hurt badly, he had enough energy left to ask to call the Amber Lance. The incident happen on February 16, 2010 and filmed by Iyanna Washington aka Lyanna (the thief)
Ambulance: A vehicle eqiuped for the transportation of the sick or injured, to, from, or between places of treatment for an illness or injury. For example when Thomas Brusuo (Aka Tommy Slick, Epic Beard Man, Vietnam Tom) was attacked by Micheal (Aka Pinky) at the AC Transit Bus in Oakland, CA. Thomas severely brought a beat down on Micheal. With blood everywhere and Micheal being hurt badly, he had enough energy left to ask to call the Amber Lance. The incident happen on February 16, 2010 and filmed by Iyanna Washington aka Lyanna (the thief)
Epic Beard Man: I meet tough guys like you an' I slap the SHIT out of em'!
Micheal: WHAT! (walks towards the front of the bus and hits EBM)
Lyanna: Beat his white ass, fuck his ass.
Epic Beard Man: Gives Micheal the old One-Two and Pow! after knocking out Micheal unconsciously.
Someone In the back: Hey beat that nigga's ass.
Some Older "Sista": Oh stop it, oh lord have mercy, dear jesus oh my god.
Lyanna: OH! WHAT THE FUCK!
Epic Beard Man: I told you not to fuck with me. I told him not to fuck with me.
Micheal: Fuck you up (after EBM leaves and is holding his hand over his wound and walks over back to the front of the bus)
Epic Beard Man Don't fuck with me boy.
Micheal: Next Time (ouch!)
Bus Driver: Is he okey back there?
Some older "Sistta": No he needs an ambulance. Dat man was on some kind of dope.
Lyanna: Eyy shinaynay we can press charges, I got it on VEDEYO tape.
Lyanna: Oh he leakin
Shinaynay: shut the fuck up!
Bus People: are you okey, did he break your teeth?
Micheal: NO, bring the Amber Lamps....
A Classic Story....
Micheal: WHAT! (walks towards the front of the bus and hits EBM)
Lyanna: Beat his white ass, fuck his ass.
Epic Beard Man: Gives Micheal the old One-Two and Pow! after knocking out Micheal unconsciously.
Someone In the back: Hey beat that nigga's ass.
Some Older "Sista": Oh stop it, oh lord have mercy, dear jesus oh my god.
Lyanna: OH! WHAT THE FUCK!
Epic Beard Man: I told you not to fuck with me. I told him not to fuck with me.
Micheal: Fuck you up (after EBM leaves and is holding his hand over his wound and walks over back to the front of the bus)
Epic Beard Man Don't fuck with me boy.
Micheal: Next Time (ouch!)
Bus Driver: Is he okey back there?
Some older "Sistta": No he needs an ambulance. Dat man was on some kind of dope.
Lyanna: Eyy shinaynay we can press charges, I got it on VEDEYO tape.
Lyanna: Oh he leakin
Shinaynay: shut the fuck up!
Bus People: are you okey, did he break your teeth?
Micheal: NO, bring the Amber Lamps....
A Classic Story....
by Epic Beard Boy February 22, 2010
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Bob: You know what, I think the guys that play the stromtroopers have the hardest job ever.
Rob:Why is that?
Bob:According to law iv of the Laws of Pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.
Rob:Why is that?
Bob:According to law iv of the Laws of Pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.
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1. I like women but the time is not now. (Meaning that he or she will follow these laws til death or get married)
2. Honor the V-code.
3. Maintain my reputation for the squad.
4. Be nobody's seconds.
5. Be a virgin for life.
6. Virgin Before Dishonor
1. I like women but the time is not now. (Meaning that he or she will follow these laws til death or get married)
2. Honor the V-code.
3. Maintain my reputation for the squad.
4. Be nobody's seconds.
5. Be a virgin for life.
6. Virgin Before Dishonor
You have broke the pacts of the v-laws, so now you must leave the circle of virgin and go some place else.
by Ronny Kim February 20, 2011
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In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.
In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.
Dude: "Yo, onSale didn't come through for me last year during the Touchpad sale."
Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"
Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"
Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"
Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"
by Galois September 14, 2011
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