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Amber Lamps: In ghetto slang of bad English, it is the improper way of saying ambulance.

Ambulance: A vehicle eqiuped for the transportation of the sick or injured, to, from, or between places of treatment for an illness or injury. For example when Thomas Brusuo (Aka Tommy Slick, Epic Beard Man, Vietnam Tom) was attacked by Micheal (Aka Pinky) at the AC Transit Bus in Oakland, CA. Thomas severely brought a beat down on Micheal. With blood everywhere and Micheal being hurt badly, he had enough energy left to ask to call the Amber Lance. The incident happen on February 16, 2010 and filmed by Iyanna Washington aka Lyanna (the thief)
Epic Beard Man: I meet tough guys like you an' I slap the SHIT out of em'!

Micheal: WHAT! (walks towards the front of the bus and hits EBM)

Lyanna: Beat his white ass, fuck his ass.

Epic Beard Man: Gives Micheal the old One-Two and Pow! after knocking out Micheal unconsciously.

Someone In the back: Hey beat that nigga's ass.

Some Older "Sista": Oh stop it, oh lord have mercy, dear jesus oh my god.

Lyanna: OH! WHAT THE FUCK!

Epic Beard Man: I told you not to fuck with me. I told him not to fuck with me.

Micheal: Fuck you up (after EBM leaves and is holding his hand over his wound and walks over back to the front of the bus)

Epic Beard Man Don't fuck with me boy.

Micheal: Next Time (ouch!)

Bus Driver: Is he okey back there?

Some older "Sistta": No he needs an ambulance. Dat man was on some kind of dope.

Lyanna: Eyy shinaynay we can press charges, I got it on VEDEYO tape.

Lyanna: Oh he leakin

Shinaynay: shut the fuck up!

Bus People: are you okey, did he break your teeth?

Micheal: NO, bring the Amber Lamps....

A Classic Story....
by Epic Beard Boy February 22, 2010
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