Is a liar and if you ever get hooked to her you better run fast. Leave while you can! Lauryn black runs back to you after she leaves you because she has no one else.
by Paizley Brasfield April 21, 2019
Get the Lauryn Blackmug. a weird crazy lady whos cracked at the craft but not so much valorant or roblox.... a crazy lady who screams at the slightest sounds and has stinky stinky legs eww! has a loud annoying dog but is so cute awwee #pogi.
by yomamazeze March 8, 2021
Get the mia laurynmug. by ssappiia August 21, 2017
Get the Lauryn Ackimenkomug. A girl who looks like a pig,she likes guys wth raisons and bombs in there afro's and she also likes t-rex's. she always says blow it out your ass and almost all the food she eats she ends up spitting out on the floor beause she laughs at everything.there must be a massive pile of half chewed food next to her bed.she has chubby cheeks and she hates chimps and fat justin beibers.she has a fear of busses because whenever she goes on them chairs sit on her.her back always hurts and whenever she tries to order hair dye off the internet her fat ass post man screws it up.shes really small and she never puts her fringe down.she says twats 100 times a day and she dosent eat bacon because its against her religion or some shit like that to be a cannibal and eat her own species.she never burps and she always falls down the stairs running after her dog with a dildo or something like that.she always has kfc and she over reacts when she see's willy slice.she always finds cool games for her phone but all the ones i find are crap.she always brings a kinder to school and everyday it melts before she eats it but she still brings one anyway.she has really smooth skin too,whenever she tries to fix her hair annie brum comes round the corner pretending to be a car.
The end!
The end!
P.S shes a pig.
lauryn piglet : willy wanka duckling is the sexiest beast to ever be on the earth
emily duck : lets do ur sexy hair
annie raisin brum : neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooo
us : piss off
lauryn piglet : willy wanka duckling is the sexiest beast to ever be on the earth
emily duck : lets do ur sexy hair
annie raisin brum : neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooo
us : piss off
by red riding whore October 3, 2012
Get the lauryn pigletmug. The grimiest, most obnoxious human being alive (if you can even call her a human after the scum that she's covered in) The biggest dirtiest fucking slut in your high school. keep your boyfriends pretty far away from a Lauryn because, you never know where they're going to pop out of... also, you're never expecting them to come by, they just rolled up when least expected because there not getting anymore penis from anyone else so just know your a last resort. If you ever date a Lauryn, they will probably make you hangout with the next guy they're going to fuck after you guys are done and when you guys break up, she will probably sleep with him within 3 to 4 days after it happens. this bitch needs attention from every living person with a penis (probably vagina too, we'll keep you updated) cause she's a horny homewrecking slut who does not give a shit about anyone. P.S always keep extra condoms because she likes to steal them from past guys. (whore) Beats me how she isn't pregnant with about 8 different guys babies yet.
OMG did you see Lauryn at the party last night?? Ya! she dumped her boyfriend and fucked 2 other guys in the same night, she needs to learn some self control.
by shalomers_pussybitch November 18, 2019
Get the Laurynmug. A really hot funny smart girl.She will blow your socks off with how beautiful she is and is the most amazing girl on the planet.If you ever met a Lauryn ,you will not stop thinking about her.If you misspell her name or tell any of her secrets,She will literally roundhouse kick you in the jaw.If she gets mad at you R U N.Anyway if you dont end up falling in love with a Lauryn you know, you will at least be her freind.
by its ma a meeeerio November 15, 2019
Get the Laurynmug. a small, annoying little girl typically with a large nose, similar to Pinocchio, and finds it hard to keep it out of other people’s business. anyone who knows Lauryn knows that she is fake and would shag anything with a pulse.
“Did you see Lauryn today?”
“Yeah, it’s hard to not see her with that obnoxiously large nose of hers.”
“Yeah, it’s hard to not see her with that obnoxiously large nose of hers.”
by anonymousgirl56 January 8, 2018
Get the Laurynmug.