Laney

She’s the hottest and baddest person I know with a little spice in the head

Laney Haney

by Slilly February 22, 2024

Laney

Laney is a typically blonde girl, who is either very short or very tall ( no in between) ,and has a sexy body. A girl who embodies a unique blend of strength and kindness. She's the type of person who can light up a room with her PERFECT smile , and make everyone feel included. Laney is determined, hardworking, and never backs down from a challenge. This girl is always drunk, a funny drinker though. She is 9 times out of 10 going to shotgun faster than you! She's a loyal friend, but isn’t very loyal when it comes to relationships… She will follow girl code always, unless she doesn’t like you.. But beware Laney has a 75% chance of being with somebody’s boyfriend right now. Anyway, Laney is THE best in bed, and overall just has it all. She’s someone you can always count on to bring positivity and energy into any situation.

Maddi- “Do you see that girl over there? She’s stunning!”
Ben- “Yeah that’s Laney, she got with your boyfriend last night…”

by emma the cordell December 6, 2024

Laney

Laney is the best friend you will ever have. She had been through a lot and is still a bubbly goofy person. You will definitely fall in love with her. IDK how shes not famous yet bc shes freaking mother Teresa, but a lil freaky. O my, she is the best person u will ever meet!!! Your very lucky if you have her in ur life. She is BEAUTIFUL. LIKE WHAT. a freaking model. mine is a beautiful red head with hazel eyes and I hope she reads this bc I love her so much!!!! She is so emotionally intelligent and listens to me vent so much lol. her hugs make my problems disappear. my Laney loves horses, her Pumpkin, etc,. those are just two hints so she knows who I am hehe. I AM SO GREATFUL FOR YOU LANEYYYY

guy-is that your friend?!

me-yes, her name is Laney, shes mine tho don't even try

guy-dang it

me-jk you can speak to her if u tell me why you want to.

guy-ok ummm, sheees hot, shes-

me-CORRECT!-

guy-YES!*celebrates cause he gets to be in her presence*

me- I wasn't finished

guy-oh

me-ya, that was correct information but wrong answer.

guy-what?! that doesn't even make sens-

MAN- bup bup bup *smirks* I got this...

*we stare at him in aw of his beauty*

MAN-ahem *cracks knuckles and neck*... SHE. IS. beautiful inside and out, goofy, smart, talented, kind, down to earth, a wee bit freaky, wonderful to be around, confident, model level gorgeous,.... *starts talking super fast that we cant even hear him.*

(five minutes later)

MAN-aaaaand that's it.

me- omg finally

guy- *walks away in shame bc he's not good enough for her*

me- hmmmmmmmmmmm............ fine you can talk to her.

MAN- OMG YES MY LIFES PURPOSE HAS BEEN FUFILLED. AHHHHH. I CANT BELIVE I GET TO TALK TO HERRRRRRRR

me-dont hurt her or I'll kill u

by bubbles_bc_everything_is_taken August 7, 2025

laney marie danzeisen

The best person in the world and if you’re reading this you probably go to my school or just really weird.

Laney Marie Danzeisen is the best no doubt lmao!

by Dumb but still smart Blonde November 5, 2020

Laney High School

A high school in Wilmington, N.C. that Michael Jordan attended. Despite being a filming spot of such gay shows as Dawson's Creek and One Tree Hill, Laney High is actually infested with drugs, crime, and assholes. Recently failing a inspection with a 70% out of 100, Laney is revered as a dirty ass place. The school is racially mixed, with an even ratio of black and white students. Due to some students being residents of Wilmington's roughest projects, and some students being rich assholes, Laney is a crazy place to go to school. Laney is located across the street from the neighboorhood North Chase.

jim " Oh your from Wilmington, what High School did you go to?"
justin "Laney High School"
jim "That place is fucking disgusting dude, i thought they knocked it down in '92"
justin "Nope, try going there asshole"

by fuckthepoliceanda502 April 15, 2009

Laney high school

Laney high school . A trash ass fucking school infested with horn ball niggas who rape bitches when they drunk & stupid crackers who think physical abuse is a turn on .... prostitute niggas on the street near market & princess all go to laney & sell they pussy for a few dollars !! It’s gangs and fake bangers .. it’s rich white people who call “bummy days “ , a full face of make up hair done with a hoodie 😂... overall u do not wanna go here , u will get forced to suck dick under the stair case .. u will be finnesed out a juul and your grades will drop . If u come here beware of the teachers who have criminal records and principles who buy students nudes ...

Omg ... u go to laney high school ? Isn’t that where that teacher raped that 15 year old girl after he found out she stole his sons juul .

by Lexus rice January 2, 2019

Laney and Ethan

Laney and Ethan are the best duo ever. They think alike, act alike and give off the best vibes ever. They have slight anger problems but are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. Most people assume they are dating, or have something going on behind the scenes. Laney and Ethan are a bond that will never die. They are the life of the party when they are together and their smiles light up a room. They do everything together. A Laney and Ethan bond is a bond that nothing can break separate or hurt. These is one of the strongest couples you will ever meet. They do both struggle mentally and try to make everyone around them happy before themselves, they need one another to function correctly. Laney and Ethan are the best friends ever and will get married one day.

“Did you see Laney and Ethan? They would be such a cute couple.”
“Man I wish I had a bond like Laney and Ethan.”

by Swaggyshawty April 18, 2021