Lachlan, where do I begin with Lachlan. When you first meet them they might come across as quiet and soft-spoken, but that is only the very tippy-top of Lachlan. They're some of the most radiant and precious people in the world. With their amazing taste in music and impeccable talent, they can easily serenade you with their charm and music. Lachlan is one of the most down to earth and genuine person who you will ever meet, no matter what they will make it their mission to make you smile, they're some of the funniest people with a smile and laugh oh so sweet. And their eyes, WOW their eyes, you honestly will need a map to help you not get lost in them. Lachlan is, wonderful, incredible, warm, splendid, beautiful, amazingly talented, passionate, humourous, determined, and most importantly, will love you unconditionally.
Person 1: Hey who's that?
Person 2: Oh that? That's Lachlan, he's absolutely splendid and he is the BEST at serenading!!!
Person 1: WOW whoever ends up with Lachlan must be some incredibly lucky person
Person 2: Oh that? That's Lachlan, he's absolutely splendid and he is the BEST at serenading!!!
Person 1: WOW whoever ends up with Lachlan must be some incredibly lucky person
by sumza February 19, 2022

Lachlan is the type of person who is friendly and loyal to other people. He is the one kid who is positive and cheerful every single day. His happy attitude is what makes people have a good day. He is also the hard-working person who tries to get stuff done. However, as nice as he is, Lachlan is one person who you should not ever antagonise due to his sensitive nature. If provoked, he will be prone to very powerful outbursts that makes you wish that you never existed.
Person 1: Do you see this kid over here?
Person 2: Oh yes, that's Lachlan. He's a nice and happy kid who will have your back.
Person 1: What happens if someone provokes him?
Person 2: If you antagonise him in anyway, he'll make sure that you wished that you never existed. He has a large temper that terrifies people. So whatever you do, just be nice to him.
Person 2: Oh yes, that's Lachlan. He's a nice and happy kid who will have your back.
Person 1: What happens if someone provokes him?
Person 2: If you antagonise him in anyway, he'll make sure that you wished that you never existed. He has a large temper that terrifies people. So whatever you do, just be nice to him.
by ColonelSummers April 29, 2021

Someone with a big Dick.
Girl: damn lachlan thats a big dick
Person 1: do you see that lump in lachlans pants
Person 2: i know it's massive
Person 1: do you see that lump in lachlans pants
Person 2: i know it's massive
by Deez nuts ha got him December 1, 2020

Lachlan seems like a very chill person and has a amazing sense of humour, however he has a problem with buying Uber eats. he also likes to play tricks on people and play video games. he is also really good with technology and exploiting social media such as instagram been used to trick his mates into doing stuff that they will forever be made fun of for. Lachlan is also into sports usually starting with non team sports e.g karate or swimming but will participate and enjoy Team sports such as Basketball.
Jett: bro my wifi is so shit its not working i'm lagging so much
Ashton: You are probably been Dossed by Lachlan.
Ashton: You are probably been Dossed by Lachlan.
by ashton got catfished April 12, 2020

Someone who is often referred to as a predator, where they do inappropriate action towards young girls at a party or at an event.
by Ruyton females May 29, 2019

by GArruigfdhhs October 4, 2017

A really gay kid who takes the dick every day. He loves to suck really hard cock. Every night he has anal with gay prostitutes.
Last night I did a Lachlan
by MrFry00 October 23, 2012
