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krusty crab 

the act of taking your foot
putting the big toe in a woman's vagina. simultaneously putting the pinky toe in her ass..and pinching.
"hey you know the head cheerleader at school? i gave her a krusty crab last night!"

"no way dude!"
krusty crab by balh! October 27, 2008

Krusty Cream Doughnut 

When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like nothing ever happened, and the receiver doesn't have time to clean the mess inside her, and it dries up and gets all crusty.
"So I just cleaned up my Krusty Cream Doughnut from when my husband did me in the car right before we went into my mom's house for dinner."

krusty pup 

When you didn't clean your dick well enough the night before, so you wake up with some ick on your dick.
"Oh! Honey, it looks like you've got a Krusty Pup!"
krusty pup by krusty pupper September 17, 2017

Krusty’s Ravioli

Meme page on Instagram surrounding Steve Harvey and some ravioli. Ran by a bunch of highschool band students who have nothing better to do with their lives than roast each other and meme Steve Harvey.
Krusty’s Ravioli needs jesus.”

Krusty's Funhouse 

When a man farts while under a blanket with his partner, and trapping his partner on the inside of it to deal with the stench.
Last night, I treated my girl with the Krusty's Funhouse! She hated me for it after.

KRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY 

KRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY, TO DEFINE SOMETHING THAT IS KRUSTY,MUSTY AND EVEN DUSTY.
“MOMMY MY NIKE TECH IS KRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY
KRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY by 1Bri1Br1 February 23, 2023