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Korean Punch

When someone throws an illegal or cheap punch to an opponent's throat.

Originating from a Taekwondo tournament during the 2009 South East Asia games, where a Korean contestant illegally knocked out an opponent by a punch to the throat and was made "legal" because the judges where all Korean.
Hey man, did you just just Korean punch that guy? I think he won't be able to speak for a week.
Korean Punch by cloudbear December 10, 2009
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Korean Push-Up 

1. noun. English. A Korean push-up has occurred when a man is laying on a bed or trampoline on his back, and a female performs fellatio in a "push-up" position hovering over him. Now that's not all! The female uses her muscular fortitude to push up and down on the surface area around the male, bouncing him up and down in her mouth. This bouncing motion is what gives the traditional fellatiatic look and feel to this move.

This act has a difficulty rating of 8.2, and should not be attempted by anyone suffering from weak arms, tennis elbow, arthritis of the wrist, or a bad back. Attempts made by an inexperienced participant, may lead to serious throat and/or neck injuries, not to mention what may happen to the guy...
1. I got seasick last night from all the Korean push-ups my girl was giving me last night.

2. Wow, your girlfriend is getting some broad shoulders. You should have her stop all of the Korean push-ups.

3. I have a great way for me to participate in your weight-loss....Korean push-ups!

4. Whoever said working out is no fun had no idea what a Korean push-up was all about.
Korean Push-Up by Doctor Lee, M.D. February 23, 2011

Korean Face Mask

When someone is eating you out while you sit on their face and you get their entire face wet.
“I was so wet I gave him a Korean Face Mask.”
Korean Face Mask by Vpeachy June 6, 2019

Korean headfuck 

Korean Fuckhead is a procedure in which 2 individuals are having a race against each other on who will win first.

This consists of: a male and pineapple juice. There will be a female (or male) being the ‘object’ of this procedure, and he/she would be drinking the pineapple juice from a coconut shell while a male would be humping one side of their head (preferably the ear).

Now this is how the race is set up:
The female (or male) would be getting their ‘head fucked’ while they are drinking the juice from the coconut shell as fast as they could. The male would, of course, be trying hard to cum inside the ear or all over the head.
In conclusion, whoever wins (cums first or drinks the juice first) will have a reward.
For the female (or male): the male has to put the coconut shell up his anus for a full 60 seconds.
For the male: the female would have to pour the ‘cum’ solution out of her ear and drink it from the coconut shell, while the male uses a dildo on her other ear at the same time.

Note: When the male is almost about to climax before the female (or male) has finished, he must say 'The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.'

If it's a tie then they should both say 'I Love you,' to each other then make out.

If the ears flushed red on the female, the male has dominance over her for the rest of the night, if not, then the female has dominance over the male.

Caution: This act is illegal unless it's done on the 24th of March, from 2-3 A.M. in a forest.
Fun fact: Korean headfuck is called "Korean" because of the fact that according to research, people in Korea have the smallest penises
Korean headfuck by TheCarnival October 23, 2017

Korean Kowboy 

the act of riding a bull/horse that has a face up dildo on the saddle
person 1: my ass hurts so much.
person 2: why?
person 1: my girlfriend talked me into doing a korean kowboy

Korean Boy Wasted 

Korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. When this drunk, even Snooki would say "You're too drunk", though she'll likely smoosh you anyway. Be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-stick of butter, a Burt Reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous assortment of items came to be in your possession.
Taylor: I'm getting soooo whitegirl wasted tonight!
Mike: Eh, that sounds okay but I'd rather get Korean boy wasted. Nobody goes harder than they do. When they get hungover they're not just ill, they're Kim Jong-il.
Korean Boy Wasted by The GodFader October 5, 2011

Korean Missile Crisis

the moment you are frantically trying to flush a toilet full of your own diarrhea, because you have an uncontrollable urge to vomit into said toilet. this usually is preceded by a night of drinking soju (or other alcohol) and eating Korean food (or other spicy ethnic food)
Aar: How was last nights dinner?
Kas: Great, but it ended in a Korean Missile Crisis
Aar: Oh...