Knobcon

When a clueless person or someone with low intelligence get's conned.

Seller: Hey, you wanna buy this plasma TV for $1500?
Buyer: Sure, looks good, I'll take it!
Person who over heard this deal: Wow, I can get a plasma TV for way less than that, he's defo a knobcon for sure

by ugi1ugi April 28, 2009

Knob Juice

Slang word for piss.

"Dude, don't squeeze that lime in my drink after you just took a piss, I don't want knob juice in my drink"

by steve kestrels January 14, 2010

Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

knob and tube wiring

knob and tube wiring is an electrical wiring system with 2 wires spaced atleast 1 foot a part from etchother with ceramic knob and tube insulators knob and tube wiring was used in houses and buildings in the early days of electricity before sheaved cable was invented and is still in use in a lot of older buildings

my cousins old house has knob and tube wiring still in use and working after over a century wow

by littlejimmie March 7, 2019

Knobber Nugget

When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.

Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”

by Hamsterjam April 7, 2019

Pocket Knobber

One who touches them selves through there pocket

Kibbles :dude what are you doing!
Fraser : What does it look like...
Kibbles : POCKET KNOBBER!!!1

by Mcjaffs April 12, 2010

Slack knob

Someone who is continually done over by women

Gilbert always gets done over by his women, what a slack knob!

by B shift oxford February 28, 2020