Knobbled

To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person

i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework

by Jono The Great July 14, 2006

Knobb Features

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit

Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.

by Dyke_with_a_bite April 22, 2007

Hot Knobbing

An upward motion with the hands that some DJ's make as if the knobs on their mixer are hot to the touch.

We thought the DJ was awesome until he started hot knobbing and ruined the vibe.
She thinks hot knobbing makes her a cool DJ but it just looks ridiculous.
When a pro DJ is hot knobbing you may not even notice it but when a newbie is hot knobbing he is probably not even actually changing anything.

by anonymous March 12, 2021

Knobbelboy

the one dutch guy who plays 3.99$ cube game and fills it with a fuck ton of shit so it crashes other people's game.

also does homo with a french guy called siweth

Huseey: @everyone
whitename: knobbelboy stop tagging people
Knobbelboy: you are the worst person to join this server @whitename

by dacta July 29, 2018

Knobbing

Verb
To shag a girl
The act of shagging a girl
Said as what a boy does to a girl with his penis to her punani
Past tense - knobbed

Male: "I'd give her a good knobbing"
Female: "The knobbing he gave sent shivers up my spine"

"I knobbed her good"

by bridgenie September 8, 2005

knobber

Noun used to describe someone who acts like an idiot and/or an asshole.
An elaboration on calling someone a "dick" or a "knob".

Also used to suggest they suck a lot of cock.

You are such a fucking knobber.

She's a real knobber, and not in the way you're thinking.

by Starkey November 20, 2007

steak and knobber

every march 20th as celebrated in san diego is steak and knobber day. it is the opposite of valentines day for men. HE is to recieve a griled steak and knobber from wife/girlfriend. not necessarly in that order and its been told a real stud gets both at the same time.

as herd on KGB 101.5 DSC show

Honey did you know that today is march 20th, steak and knobber day? i think my wife is more excited than i am about steak and knobber day.

by Robert M Heil March 31, 2008